yeah so

Stress is this annoying but wonderful part of life.
It causes you to think weirdly. Why does it exist?
Perhaps because we think too much or because
we overreact to or avoid problems. It's for this reason that I want to start an Autonomous Chthonic Bon Ton for Studies in Stress Management. It's not as though we don't have access to all the submarines, drugs, and witchcraft that we might need -- just look at the film "Tideland" (or even this one image from it).