meat soup

"My roommate last semester was such a pain in the ass. She made a fuss
over everything. She hated the air freshener scent, she hated any food
that someone else made, she hated it when people tried to be
considerate of her when they were cleaning or cooking, she hated being
the only one who wasn't cooked for after complaining that she didn't
want to have food, she hated that everyone else worked but her and she
absolutely hated how the living room was so messy when it was her shit
all over the place. Her side of the room was like the closet threw up.
An avalanche fell out of the closet and from under the bed. One time
she gave an hour lecture, screaming because she thought someone eat
her candy. We had all watched her eat it. She wouldn't listen tho.
Instead she sat beside me and ate mine without a word. Then later
yelled at me about buttons. It's okay though. She's been a vegetarian
for 3 years now, and I just found out her fave soup from her fave
place has meat in it. I won't tell her." --
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3410018/why-is-the-rum-gone
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