Chop wood, carry water

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"Now, boys, you won't see this operation performed very often and
there's a reason for that…. You see it has absolutely no medical
value. No one knows what the purpose of it originally was or if it had
a purpose at all. Personally I think it was a pure artistic creation
from the beginning."
- http://realitystudio.org/texts/naked-lunch/benway-operates/

"The best laid plans of mice and men and Henry Bemis, the small man in
the glasses who wanted nothing but time. Henry Bemis, now just a part
of a smashed landscape, just a piece of the rubble, just a fragment of
what man has deeded to himself. Mr. Henry Bemis in the Twilight Zone."
- http://jdsarmiento.com/blog/?p=1125