"Oh goth it HUHRTS" said the little girl named FledGEULED, as the
"dentist" extracted her rotten molars with a pair of pliers. MARLOF!
(The sound-effect of tooth extracted.) (Closeup of the rotten tooth.)
A parade of microbe-ant-aliens come marching of the base of the
tooth. "TIRRAY! Tirray! t'tooth tis textracted, twe're tree!"
Quickly, the dentist burns surface of the the tooth, still held
between the pliers, with a propane torch "HISRAP!" (The tooth briefly
looks like a flaming skull, the microbes are reduced to a few specks
of burnt matter falling to the ground.) He puts the burnt and still
steaming/smoking tooth into a cylindrical glass jar with the ominous
label RATYGE written in large black capital letters on a piece of
masking tape stuck on the front.
Gathatoulie
And of these shall I speak to those eager, That quality of wisdom that all the wise wish And call creative qualities And good creation of the mind The all-powerful truth Truly and that more & better ways are discovered Towards perfection --Zarathustra.
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